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| Life is just waiting to be laughed at. -- MatthewFl |
| Code is Poetry -- wordpress.org |
| Terrible things that occur in one's life is simply another opportunity to grow..... -- Bryce Kawata |
| Temper is a quality which under stress, brings out the best in metal but the worst in people. -- Melvin Parisian. |
| It is never safe to look into the future with eyes of fear. -- Edward Henry Harriman |
| Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's. -- Billy Wilder |
| Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, but only saps today of its strength. -- A. J. Cronin |
| When your life sucks to you there is always a worse situation -- Taylor Kawata |
| The code for Human error is ID10T -- Jonathan Tavasti |
| -- Unknown |
| shutdown -r -- nicer virus |
| shutdown -f -- Virus |
| Many people FAIL because they quit too soon. They lose faith when the signs are against them. They do not have the courage to hold on, to keep fighting in spite of that which seems insurmountable. If more of us would strike out and attempt the "impossible," we vary soon would find the truth of that old saw that nothing is impossible...abolish fear and you can accomplish anything you wish -- C.E Welsh |
| Rules cannot bring freedom; they only have the power to accuse. -- William P. Young from "The Shack" |
| Paradigms power perception and perceptions power emotions. -- William P. Yound |
| C: Dos---C: Dos run---Run Dos Run -- Jonathan |
| Live Well and Die Hard -- Mysterious U |
| "The cruelest lies are often told in silence" -- Robert L. Stevenson |
| life is like being in jail,if you ask me.why is everything so hard? -- damn it |
| There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't -- Chance Munger (LOL!!!) :P |
| Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -- Rick Cook |
| All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. -- Unknown |
| When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. -- Crazy World |
| In a world full of Windows, we are handing out rocks -- Unknown |
| Life is one big game. -- Matthewfl |
| Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. -- Edgard Varese |
| If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -- Robert X. Cringely |
| The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein |
| Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done. -- Linus Torvalds |
| The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it. -- Linus Torvalds |
| A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time po…A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, 14 pedestrians had boarded the bus and began to complain of wiplash injuries and back pain. -- Crazy World |
| A goal without a plan is just a wish. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery |
| It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein |
| I do not know everything; still many things I understand. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
| For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. -- Bob Wells |
| I object to doing things that computers can do. -- olin shivers |
| Police in Wichita, Kansas arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. -- Crazy World |
| Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -- Albert Einstein |
| I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. -- Albert Einstein |